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Somebody please teach me how to socialize with ppl again. I totally forgot about how it works after my semester holidays.
#lol#serious post#dead serious#please help#anti social#i feel like a jerk#I need lessons#tumblr thoughts#haha#funny#writers on tumblr#tumblr humor#humor#writing humor#relatable
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So I ordered a custom Comfort Character back in August. It was supposed to be like a really late birthday gift for myself, and it was supposed to come in around the 13-20 of September. It's currently October 15 where I live, so it's already been a month since I was supposed to receive it. Now, I did message the seller and apparently they had a family emergency, so of course they need to put their needs first. But.... It's been literally over a week since I last messaged them and I still haven't seen hide nor hair of my package. But, I don't want to be a jerk and message them again about it. I'm stressed over this, and I feel bad being stressed over this because it's technically just a keychain, but I was looking forward to it. Especially after seeing the reviews on it. I guess I'll wait one more week before contacting the seller again.
#toadvent#im sorry im stressed#i just need to get it out#cause i know if i try to vent this to my family they'll mock me for it.#i feel like a jerk#but i want my package.
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hello i want to thank your eagle eye because how did i not realise that's not yoongi's hand. shoutout to you, and shoutout to wheoever leo from vixx is. he's got fantastic hands
omg i promise i didn’t mean it in a nasty way or anything i’m so so so so sorry if it came across that way i love u 🥺💗 i’ve just been around since 2015 so i’ve seen a lot of ppl mistake that pic for yoongi :((( i hope i didn’t upset u at all and if i did feel free to yell at me or whatever u gotta u
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GUYS IM REALLY DUMB
So I got an anonymous ask saying that I am the Dareth-ied Ninja Fan mutual and that the person who asked loved my edits.
I responded, but then I had the idea to make a new Dareth edit just for Anon. I deleted the post, so I could make the edit and make a new reply to Anon with the picture.
BUT apparently if you delete the reply, you delete the entire ask.
I’m so sorry, Anon!!!! I hope you see this!!!
#ninjago#lego#Dareth#answered ask#Dareth edit#screenshot edit#anon ask#please help me find them I’m so sorry#I feel like a jerk
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forgive me for not following back my dear kotlc mutuals 🧎🏻♀️I don't really check who follows me
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now I’m feeling like I overstepped with that comment post
#it felt mean I wasn’t trying to be mean#just#I didn’t appreciate it#I mean I appreciated it! I appreciated that they commented#I just didn’t like how it felt a little demanding#I’m not fast with fics except under specific circumstances#and I want to write more! and I’d love to be able to write faster!#but I’m not and that comment felt pushy but#argh#I feel like a jerk#delete later
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based on that one q&a... i'm a sucker for a pokemon crossover
#this is likely the first and last time i will ever EVER draw a digimon lol. i did it for you daisuke#eagle eyed viewers will notice i didnt draw jimmy. this is because i didnt want to#but also im convinced he wouldnt have a partner pokemon#i feel like hed think all the realistically obtainable ones were too lame or weak and would only settle for Mega Rayquaza#swansea to me is like the team rocket grunt whos Evil but has a crobat so youre like oh.. he also has a heart?!#like hes a jerk but his herdier loves him so maybe hes not that bad#mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#pokemon#weregarurumon#digimon#glaceon#pikachu#herdier#digital art#koob art#procreate#illustration#1k#2k
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if the target audience of house was middle-aged cishet dudebros then why are all the promo shots of him so sexually compelling to me personally. like what feelings are these meant to evoke other than “I need to fuck that old man or so help me god”
#I’m a little tipsy rn and I think I hauv covid…#that pic of him in the vicodin bath is making me feel the same way I assume playboy mag enjoyers feel#I need that printed out above my bed#like. WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!!! [jerks off and dies]#house md#greg house#gregory house#hatecrimes md#hugh laurie#the only other fictional male character I have been this viscerally attracted to (as opposed to just gender envious/admiration)#is nbc hannibal lecter#that’s two evil gay doctors. is that my niche kink or something.#I need to see a psychiatrist#or not. considering that I might nut
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Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing
And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had
Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter
And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"
#aitsf#ai the somnium files#kaname date#mizuki date#THE DATES THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAA#its so funny though like imagine being such a bad parent that some loner who jerks off all the time does a better job than you#and hes literally never interacted with children before and is later revealed to have actually been an assassin#renju and shoko really just suck huh#and i dont mean to reduce date to a porno loving loser cuz nah like hes actually got so much depth going on in this situation like he cant#remember a single thing about his past he has no frame of reference for what a family is or if hes ever had one himself#which we then learn he. kinda didnt he was an orphan with no friends no name no one who came looking for him it seems#yet he still finds himself loving and caring for this girl and would literally die over and over for her to live a happy life#hes so genuinely kind and caring and deeply lonely and unsure of himself if hes doing this right#and he feels agonizing pain when hes forced to remember that he isnt mizukis real dad and that. he has nothing#but despite that he doesnt force mizuki to return these feelings because its a lot to burden a child with and shes been through enough#its like. kaname date i love youuuu please just adopt her already 🥺
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"Deep inside, Wilson believes that if he cares enough, he'll never have to die."
What the fuck were the House writers on
#how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions#this quote is attempted murder#i cant live like this#This also puts the scene were Wilson tells House he wishes he was more of an asshole into perspective#“i wish i had been more a selfish jerk” “youd still have cancer” “atleast id feel like i deserved it”#because wilson spent his whole life helping people because some part of him genuinely believed that he would live a very long good life#as long as he was doing good and helping people#but in the end none of it mattered and in his mind he wasted his entire life being overly good when he couldve just lived how he wanted#because in the end it didnt make any difference#brb sobbing#thats why when people act like wilson is the devil for saying that to house i lose 5 years of my life#house md#house#greg house#james wilson#gregory house#hilson#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#wilson#housemd
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I've come to the conclusion that being assigned the fandom-mandated "sunshine character" is the worst possible fate a character could face
#maybe I'm just biased because the characters that this happens to tend to be some of my favorites but I think I'm onto something#these characters aren't allowed depth of emotion or complex inner worlds. once a character is fanonized as the 'ray of sunsine'#or the 'cinnamon roll' they cease to occupy any space outside of that role in fanon content. they're happy & silly & not much else#no matter how much depth they may actually have in canon.#popular fanon has a tendency to treat happiness & goodness like states without any emotional complexity.#emotional complexity is reserved for the anti-heroes & jerks-with-a-heart-of-gold you see.#atp 'X is a ray of sunshine' has begone to feel like code for 'I don't actually care about this character very much nor do I understand#their canon narrative so I'm just gonna ignore them 98% of the time. but hey they're really nice! that's something! anyways—'#this is about many characters but I particularly want to call out aang & nightcrawler / kurt wagner as two who get this the worst.#because christ the mischaracterization they get from people who never think about them outside of the 'uwu small bean' box is infuriating#also steven universe & miles morales. although it's not so bad for steven after suf#fandom bs#please pretend I typed 'begun' a few tags back
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"Mallerollo shippers 🚩🚩🚩" "Jamikali shippers 🚩🚩🚩" When did I say It'd be good for them. Sometimes the fun of shipping is how fucking awful it would be for them to love eachother. Do yall hate fun??
#newflash jerks sometimes the core of utter raging despise is love itself#sometimes you feel love for someone you definitely should not love#and its enraging because#they make your life horrendously miserable as it is and still they have the nerve to make you *love* them?? Fuck off what#mallerollo is just fun 2 me like Guy who has killing This One Guy as his lifes goal but This One Guy just keeps responding by flirting#ughhh I could talk about the jamikali eternal yaoi tragedy FOR HOURSSSSS#incredible horrible toxic dynamic give me 65 more#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twisted wonderland disney#twstファンアート#twst wonderland#disney#mallerollo#jamikali
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What is WRONG with him
Peri looks like he just won a competition and is taunting Irep with the prize in his handsXD
And… does Peri often play out such "performances"? I imagine how in school years he often played out such things with Irep, pretending that he was really leaving. And Irep really fell for it. Too bad for him, he was once again subjected to the manipulations of his "enemy".
#fairly oddparents#fop#fopanw#fop a new wish#fop peri#peri fairywinkle cosma#fop irep#irep anticosma#fop dev#dev dimmadome#and Irep as always doesn’t look bothered at all#he got used to it#he is like:#no thoughts head empty#and Peri’s expression..#he knows Irep well#he knew that he would appear as always#and therefore he specially waited for the right moment to appear and ruin Irep’s fun#as always#*updated#that's why I don't like it when some people just take away these traits from Peri#making him a caring father and a cinnamon roll#and his relationship with Irep in the fandom is in the style of beauty and the beast#but at this moment their little fragment of interaction looked completely different#like Peri has that jerk side#and Irep literally feels like a cringefail type of character
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There is something so soft about Annabeth giving Percy her necklace and Grover giving him a squashed tin can before the Ares fight
#it feels like they were giving him it incase he died#so he would have a part of them for eternity#percy jackson#the lightning thief#rick riordan#pjo tv show#pjo series#percy jackon and the olympians#annabeth chase#grover underwood#i battle my jerk relative#the prophecy comes true#percy jackson spoilers#pjo finale
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but can we talk about how excited Dean is to have his brother back in the first episode???
he doesn't tell Sam it's him because he wants to spar with his baby brother. he tells Sam he doesn't wanna do this alone. he looks over at Sam while the girls in the diner are talking way before Sam looks at him, and then he looks again so that they're looking at each other.
it seems like he takes any excuse to touch Sam, even if it's just smacking him. he keeps asking if Sam wants anything to eat and offers to pay for it. he lets Sam know he's 'super' with a little ok hand because his baby brother's worried and he's gotta both reassure him and make him laugh.
he acts like a rejected date when Sam says he's gotta go home. "yeah. whatever, i'll take you home." like he's trying not to get into another argument but he still has hopes Sam'll say yes with that "we made a great team back there". and then pretends to believe Sam when he says he'll catch up later.
Dean's desperation in the pilot is just so obvious and endearing to me. i literally can't watch it and NOT think about how toxic and obsessive and controlling this man's gonna get, and think about finale Dean admitting he would drive by Stanford with John to check up on Sam, ESPECIALLY when he tells Sam "in two years i haven't bothered you once"
i just
#i feel like Sam's signs are a lot more subtle in the pilot#like he's less 'oh i'm excited to do this' and more 'oh i'm remembering what it was like with my brother and what i was raised to do'#like falling back into familiar habits#it's SO apparent when he takes over the research#but mostly it's like#the banter#the arguments obviously#the apology leading to the iconic 'jerk bitch'#and his reluctance to go back inside. the way he stops when Dean says his name and looks hopeful himself#like maybe he can have both his brother and his safe life with the girl he plans to marry#but nope that's not possible#wincest#thoughts tag
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Okay, so I know we have a handful of reasons we usually revert to when it comes to ‘moving Danny away from Amity for plot reasons’. While I was about to make lunch I thought of this one and now I have to share it before my brain forgets it.
What if the Observants get fed up? Like Danny has done one too many things against them and they are sick of it? He doesn’t respect them or their authority so he is a threat. But Clockwork is refusing to work for them on this. He’s digging his feet in and not letting the Observants use him, stating it's ‘for the good of the timeline’.
So they go another route and start bribing increasingly powerful ghosts to take down Phantom.
Only Danny has noticed a pattern with the new ghosts suddenly coming through the portal. Not only are they ghosts he’s never even heard of, but their only focus is on him. Eventually one of the ghosts that are hired or maybe even one that Danny has befriended in the past that has heard down the grapevine, tells Danny what the Observanats are doing.
And instead of grouping with his friends to figure out how to either take down (preferably) or calm down (Ugh do we have to?) the Observants, Danny in his ultimate wisdom… leaves. The ghosts that the Observants are sending are after him, right? So long as he isn’t near someone else nobody has to get hurt!
And so, without telling anyone why or maybe even completely bulldozing over his friend's reasons to stay, Danny leaves Amity to protect the town.
This idea could just stay as Danny exploring the world but not in freedom like Dani, but in an attempt to escape the Observants. Maybe he even bumps into her at some point and she is surprised and tries to ask ‘Hey, why are you in Hawaii?’ but watches in shock as he runs away from her. Maybe in these adventures, he inadvertently discovers another ancient artifact that he could use against the Observants but the information is threaded throughout the world. So he continues to travel and force himself to be amongst people so that he can gather more information.
Or this could open up some neat ideas for crossovers!
One idea is Danny becoming an omen of sorts that something terrible is about to happen. If you see Danny Phantom, you know that a really bad rouge attack is about to happen in your area. And the worst part is, Danny is happy to see that everyone is avoiding him. Not because he likes to be feared, but because it's for the better. And to his horror rouges are trying to hire him to terrorize certain areas. He's accidentally become a villain because of the constant ghosts trying to take him down.
Another idea is another hero catching on that Danny is being essentially hunted and is concerned. Although their attempts to reach out and help are not being accepted. Danny is trying to protect the hero from danger but they don’t know that. They just think he’s being stubborn. So to Danny's dismay, they try even harder to prove to him that they can help.
I dunno, just something different to think about. Please tell me if there are fics or drabbles already using this kind of idea out there! I would love to read it :>
#danny phantom#Is this dp x dc? I tried to keep it open so that something like mlb x dp or something could work too.#aw heck it#dc x dp#crossover ideas#fic ideas#the observants are jerks#Feel free to use this idea if it inspires you#Or add on with your own ideas#Half of me is saying this is something someone has already done so if it is I will credit them in the post#wouldn't be the first time my brain would trick me into thinking something was originally my idea smh#I'm going to eat lunch now. I'm hungry
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